So, I think we can all agree that summer is the time to get sunburned in the park, elbow beer-drinking assholes at concerts, sleep till noon on a weekday, start massive WIP fics that you're never going to finish, make your own margaritas with way too much tequila, and, above all, watch people on the USA network (
White Collar, Suits) snark around in nice suits while being so thoroughly homoerotic that you're convinced the writers are actually winking at you.
Well. USA network just out-gayed itself.

Here are some reasons why I'm in danger of loving
Common Law even more than the aforementioned two shows this summer:
( you'll thank me for this )I do, however, have a few concerns. Well, only one that's worth mentioning this early, I guess. It's just... it seems like USA has
really figured out that the slashier the male lead duo, the more the fun the show is for their viewers. And they're milking this model for all it's worth. I can't help but wonder... when are they going to give us a show that actually
goes there? I mean, at a certain point, throwing this much homoerotic coding in our faces without making that subtext into actual text is just an asshole move. It's like they're saying it's something that's okay to enjoy in a wink-wink-you-know-what-we-mean way, but it's not okay to actually air that story on TV. IDK. I'm annoyed.